| Dec 31 | Tata for Now, and by that I Mean Boobs |
| Dec 28 | I’m Pretty Sure They’re Both Cats, Actually |
| Dec 26 | Cartridge in a Pear Tree |
| Dec 24 | Only I Didn’t Say Fudge |
| Dec 21 | Rootin’ Tootin’ Barbalootin’ |
| Dec 19 | Where the Amusement Ends |
| Dec 17 | Something to Be Said for a Level Head |
| Dec 14 | Passing the Schmuck |
| Dec 12 | Living in Infamy |
| Dec 10 | Meditations on Infatuations |
| Dec 7 | Fools of Engagement |
| Dec 5 | Pop Goes the Question |
| Dec 3 | Uncalled Floor |
| Nov 30 | Flags of our Botherers |
| Nov 28 | Polyamorous Metaphors |
| Nov 26 | Your Move |
| Nov 23 | Something Doesn’t Quite Click Wheel |
| Nov 22 | Thanks for Nothing |
| Nov 21 | I Trololol’d |
| Nov 19 | Gibber Me Timbers |
| Nov 16 | Just Assume He Just Saw Something Unjustifiable |
| Nov 14 | Delusions of Glandular |
| Nov 12 | Hey There Fella |
| Nov 10 | Bros Before Bronies |
| Nov 9 | I Got the Best of Me |
| Nov 7 | Gender Bender Distender |
| Nov 5 | Uncanny Pally |
| Nov 2 | Chipper Upper Lip |
| Oct 31 | Cutie Remarks |
| Oct 29 | No Sugar No Mercy |
| Oct 26 | Chunky Nimbus |
| Oct 24 | Dragging Rights |
| Oct 22 | Killyjoy Jockey |
| Oct 19 | Sweetmeets |
| Oct 17 | Outta Control Group |
| Oct 15 | To Boldly Dough |
| Oct 12 | Catnap Voyeur |
| Oct 10 | Do Not Disturbiate |
| Oct 8 | Vexation Without Representation |
| Oct 5 | Too Lame, Didn’t Read |
| Oct 3 | Backslash Backlash |
| Oct 1 | Apostralypse |
| Sep 28 | Appalling Like Ninepins |
| Sep 26 | That Darn Emoticon-Face |
| Sep 24 | Ayes on the Prize |
| Sep 21 | Quit Being Such an Ascot |
| Sep 19 | Hoist the Uncolored |
| Sep 17 | Mocking Him Down a Peg |
| Sep 14 | Distraught off the Presses |
| Sep 12 | Cutting Isn’t the Answer |
| Sep 10 | Adaptive Yardstick |
| Sep 7 | Stupid Is as Stupid Duhs |
| Sep 5 | Whups, My Snowclone Melted |
| Sep 3 | Flopping the Ball |
| Aug 31 | Turn that Sigh into Nigh |
| Aug 29 | Like Herding Firs |
| Aug 27 | For Want of a Syllable |
| Aug 24 | Droll with the Punches |
| Aug 22 | Honor among Peeves |
| Aug 20 | Demonizing your Demise |
| Aug 18 | Preliminary Criminalities |
| Aug 17 | Going from Bad to Inverse |
| Aug 15 | Teasing with Squeezing |
| Aug 13 | Cursor and Curiouser |
| Aug 10 | A Read-Letter Day |
| Aug 8 | Shifting to Manual |
| Aug 6 | Twists and Turns of Phrase |
| Aug 3 | Flashing on Demand |
| Aug 1 | Wise Ass |
| Jul 30 | Halfbaked Cheesecake |
| Jul 27 | Orientation Irritation |
| Jul 25 | Not Abstruse, but Definitely Obtuse |
| Jul 23 | Express Siesta |
| Jul 20 | How Do I Shot Webb |
| Jul 18 | Three-Prong Circus |
| Jul 16 | Extreme Deep Evader |
| Jul 13 | Schmuck Yea |
| Jul 11 | React Casual |
| Jul 9 | Comeback Kidder |
| Jul 6 | Having Pun |
| Jul 4 | No Longer Purely Academic |
| Jul 2 | The Need for Questioning the Need |
| Jun 29 | Hardknocks Around the Block |
| Jun 27 | Shown Up by Shonen |
| Jun 25 | Can She or Kanji |
| Jun 22 | Selfsharpening Suspensefulness |
| Jun 20 | Reforming over Performing |
| Jun 18 | Not so Cute when he’s Braindead |
| Jun 15 | Cautionary Tail |
| Jun 13 | Cessation by Impersonation |
| Jun 11 | Digressions to Eddie |
| Jun 8 | She Made a Friend |
| Jun 6 | Tipsy Creator |
| Jun 4 | Artsy Binge |
| Jun 1 | Preconceptions Get Bad Receptions |
| May 30 | Pretty Please, but not As Pretty As You |
| May 28 | Sleazy Does It |
| May 25 | Perk Up Already |
| May 23 | Beastly Indecency |
| May 21 | Cockney Circuits |
| May 18 | Capital Ideas |
| May 16 | Somewhere a Stark Is Laughing |
| May 14 | God of Blunder |
| May 11 | Unsubtle Force |
| May 9 | Literal Annoyance |
| May 7 | Nautical Footwear |
| May 4 | Melon Buster |
| May 2 | Backpedal Champion |
| Apr 30 | Knows the Nose |
| Apr 27 | There’s Aloft We Can Learn from Him |
| Apr 25 | Potassium Spastics |
| Apr 23 | Giddyap Pokemans |
| Apr 22 | Noisy Equipoise |
| Apr 20 | Tails You’re Impaled |
| Apr 18 | Butt Seriously |
| Apr 16 | There’s No Phallus in Fallacious |
| Apr 13 | To Beet or Not to Beet |
| Apr 11 | Staying Off Track |
| Apr 9 | Five Is Quite Odd |
| Apr 8 | Broodingly Intruding |
| Apr 6 | Heroes don’t Kill, although Maiming is Fine |
| Apr 4 | Rubbernecker to the Rescue |
| Apr 2 | Picnic Crasher |
| Mar 30 | Maybe She’s a Cat |
| Mar 28 | Don’t Worry, Be Flappy |
| Mar 26 | That’s Not a No |
| Mar 23 | In Turbulent Warez |
| Mar 21 | Freudian Trip |
| Mar 19 | A Slightly Ticklish Subject |
| Mar 16 | Toasty Monochromy |
| Mar 14 | Off on a Tangent |
| Mar 12 | I Don’t Like Cars that Way |
| Mar 9 | Cool Guys don’t Look at Explosions |
| Mar 7 | Don’t Be a Groucho |
| Mar 5 | Bazooka Jane |
| Mar 2 | Penny for the Guy |
| Feb 29 | Semiautomatic Awesomeness |
| Feb 27 | No More Far East Cartoons |
| Feb 24 | Draw and Ink your Sword |
| Feb 22 | Commence Laser Dodging |
| Feb 20 | Attention Fansubbers |
| Feb 17 | Under the Pun |
| Feb 15 | Thumbs or Tails |
| Feb 13 | Twitterpated Featherweight |
| Feb 10 | Polylecherous |
| Feb 8 | Imitating Newsprint |
| Feb 6 | Sketchy Situation |
| Feb 3 | Pedigree Ignominy |
| Feb 1 | Grounded and Confounded |
| Jan 30 | Little Punny Fu Fu |
| Jan 27 | Just Don’t Click Fast Forward |
| Jan 25 | Intruding on Artistic Conception |
| Jan 23 | Go Light on the Noob Sauce |
| Jan 20 | Hyperactive Halfdragon |
| Jan 18 | Mischief, Mayhem, SOPA |
| Jan 16 | All that Glitters Is not Accurate |
| Jan 13 | A Certain Kind of Narcissism |
| Jan 11 | His Head Is a Real Character |
| Jan 9 | Pencils Are Cooler, Though |
| Jan 6 | In the Style of Formulaic Kid’s Entertainment |
| Jan 4 | How Dare You Love and or Hate Me |
| Jan 2 | Nobody Is Safe |
